Caribbean Sea
On Board the MS Royal Princess: Day Seven
Kralendijk, Bonaire, Dutch Caribbean
[NOTE: I’ve grown weary of writing the usual bullshit narrative; so I’ve decided to dispense with it and present the raw notes I took on my iPhone instead.]
-got out of bed after 11:00, showered, dressed, got ready
-exited the ship around 13:00, walked along coast and through town
-restaurant with wifi, checked email, had two Heinekens
-back on ship at 14:20, ate two slices of pepperoni pizza for lunch, relaxed some until my booked tour was ready to leave
-after 15:00, walked back out to the pier and waited to get on the tour bus
-loaded on to the bus at 15:25 and started once everyone was on
-drove along the west coast, saw wild parrots, goats, and donkeys on the way
-saw flamingos at the coastal lake
-Rincon village: two stops, first at a cafe with absolutely nothing interesting and I think we were only there for the tour guide to pick up food for himself (10 min); second stop, on the edge of town at a cultural area with a bar, small museum (cost extra), souvenirs, and an area set up with recreated traditional huts and homes that was not in operational and I was the only one who walked around there (15 min)
-back on the road: windmills for the island’s power, drive along east coast down to south part of island where salt flats are located, stop at slave huts next to the salt flats in the white section (colors of Dutch flag); then short stop next to salt piles on the way back to the pier
-back on ship at 18:20, shower, dress
-dinner at Horizon Court: minute steaks, zucchini fried with garlic, steamed root vegetables, broccoli, mashed potatoes and gravy, spinach salad with sun-dried tomatoes and croutons, iced tea; coffee and cookies for dessert
-Princess Theater to watch Paul Tanner perform (he did a great Johnny Cash, Louis Armstrong, Tom Jones, and duet of Nat King Cole and Nathalie Cole singing Unforgettable; unfortunately it was mostly snippets and I would have loved to hear some of the songs in their entirety)
-listened to music and relaxed in my room whilst drinking gin
-after 23:00 I made my way to the Retreat Bar on deck 17 for happy hour and had some beer
-after midnight, back to my room where I listened to music, watched ‘The Shining’, and ordered gin and wine, which I did not open and saved for another day; although I did have a bottle of beer
-sleep after 02:00